For those about to Rocky...

I learnt some shocking news and it has taken me a while to get over it and write on the blog again. The news you ask? Sly Stallone is releasing another Rocky Movie.

I will let that sink in.

The story goes something like this; some computer programmers design some software that will rank boxers of all time against each other. The current champion gets annoyed that Rocky Balboa is crowned “The Greatest” and so challenges Rocky (who must be about 60 by now) to a fight. This will be the 6th Rocky movie, and if memory serves right he was considered too old to fight in Rocky 5 so how is he going to be able to fight in this new movie?

It put me in mind of the worst film I have ever seen which is Jaws 4. Now if you are lucky enough never to have seen this, then keep it that way. Summing up: woman believes that a shark is stalking her and she needs to leave her beach side home. Where does she go? Hawaii. Not Austria, not Congo, not Paraguay which would be safe as they are land locked, no she goes to an island. 1st of all – lady the shark is not stalking you, but secondly if you truly believe that then get away from the ocean.