Gangsta's Paradise

I went to dentist (again) today to have a crown put on, and I decided to move into bling and I went for a gold crown. The visit was excellent and unlike any dentist I have ever been to in the NHS, I was given not one, not 2 but 3 injections (they are very big on pain management here) and then once completely numb they put goggles on to protect my eyes and then let me listen to music through headphones while they did their stuff. In fact the only pain I felt throughout the entire process was on my ear as the headphones were a little tight. I made sure to complain.

I have to go back in 2 weeks to get the gold crown fitted and then I will be hanging in the ‘hood with me homeys. Like a fat Cornish Ali G. My one worry is that I need more crowns and if I go for all of them being gold then I may look like Goldie, or worse Jaws from the Bond movies.