Yet more Congratulations

I don't know you have a baby and then have to go to hospital and everyone goes and does things. I am happy to announce that Mr Nick "ding-dong" Bell is getting to married to his lovely girlfirend Jude. I met Nick at Uni and being a Yorkshire man he surprised me by being kind, generous and owning all his own teeth (he still doesn't have a whippet so he must be posh Yorkshire).

Obviously like many men he almost turned gay when he met me, as this picture shows. The hair I have in this picture was for a bet. I apologise for the crude person sticking their finger up next to us, he was just jealous of Nick getting that close to me.