Limp Biscuit

Due to the piano incident, I am walking with a limp. This makes me feel even more Cornish than usual as most Cornish people have some problems walking. I don't know if it is due to on breeding or industrial accidents, or perhaps too many years spent underground mioning, but a lot of Cornish people have limps. I was once in a coffee shop in Bodmin which overlooks the main street, and as I looked out at all the people doing their daily business I couldn't help but notice that all of them had limps.

So I am sat here eating biscuits, and typing this. Not all bad you know.