Wind Instruments

Fathers are the best belchers. I don't mean that they themselves emit a lot of earth shattering burps (well some do) but rather that they seem to have an uncanny knack of making their children burp. I base this opinion on our trip to the UK and all the guys that had kids were routinely passed their spawn (Jen loves it when I call Ellie that) to make them pass wind. The reasons are unclear. According to Amanda it is becuase men are more ruthless in the attacking of their children to make them pass the gas. Myself I like to think it is the one small contribution that we can teach our little chrubs - that of a good belch.